Awkward:
-Losing my breath when walking upstairs. I really think I need to start working out again.
-Trying to blow my nose discreetly in my office. There is no way to do that.
Awesome:
–TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE HUMAN BEINGS!!!!! Happy Birthday, my dear Emily!! You are a kind, supportive, understanding, funny, and fun-loving person. I live for our Target strolls, acting together, and eating delicious Thai. I hope today is lovely and magical and everything you dreamed it would be. =)
–Is there anything more awesome than the birthday of someone you hold dear?

